brainrash:

freshman couples you never see apart for 5 minutes but you know they’ll both be gay by senior year

or the girl is just Quirky and will call her ex slurs

freshman couples you never see apart for 5 minutes but you know they’ll both be gay by senior year

i fucking hate andy griffith i could hear the theme song down the hallway shut UP!!!!

Know that i had to do this.

i hate being so sensitive to noise the teacher had us watch the no scrubs video in the middle of a lesson about pastoral poetry and it was so loud i could barely stop myself from crying .

the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

It is not known by many

But dogs have taste too

So if your dog recoils in disgust from the rich aroma

of a Cohiba Behike cigar ($18k per box)

Then your dog

May very well be a mutt

Understand this

(via milknjuice)

julian tagged me in this i forgot but i remembered :) i tag @hollywouldnt and @hollywouldnt

mercurydaze:

the real “problem with political correctness” is not that it’s considered offensive to use slurs, but that there are now many “progressive” environments where saying the right things is more important than doing the right thing. it’s why it’s so easy for abusers to gain traction in leftist circles (they learn the right words quickly and employ them to frame their own behavior as progressive); it’s why so much potential activist energy gets poured into fighting about language; it’s why moderate liberals didn’t believe fer/guson had a problem until the police emails with actual racist language were leaked. (you can do racist things, you just can’t SAY racist things.) i don’t have a neat conclusion here but a related point is that i’m so much happier since i started focusing on like, being a good kind caring person instead of trying to remove the word “crazy” from the vocabulary of everyone in my family

(via reasonforconcern)